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	Not moving is the worst part about standing in line. Unless its a line to death then it is the opposite.

Current condition

Paralyzing restlessness
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Arctic

No such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes
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Spa

Relaxed state of shock
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Definition

Respit - a time and area to rest in.
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Definition

Maintenance: planned broken-down
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Too many weapons.

When you get shot in the knife...
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Morning punch

Duck-ability required: In case you don't want death.
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Graffiti on streetcar

"drop acid not bombs"

What's up with that?

Being orientation

Things don't have to mean everything nor be devoid of meaning

Saturday

8am is an ungodly hour on a Saturday

Priceless...

I'd deport Palin back to Santa's Village for making comments like that....

-Samantha Hooey

Taxes

Taxes are like pain, you always want less than you have.

In dog we trust

Thank you to God, for making me an atheist.

Vain Film Buffs

"you can lose the ass, but you can't lose the ugly"

The door won't close

So she pretty much saw your penis peeing.

Good photo

One of both of us even.

Scores

Score-a-tor ha ha ha. His Nemesis is Score-a-tron.

...

The alcoholic fork makes an appearance...

I woke up...

And lost my thumb... I don't remember what happened... (true story)

I don't mean to be a bitch

But my mountains are not blue.

The apopcalypse

Not to be confused with the apocalypse.

Crotchfruit

Produce of the vagina.

Vs

Cheesecake. Garbagetruck.

They tend to counter act each other.

Ikea

Why do I have a cheese poker??!!

Bulldogging

The art of hacking

Gleamy

Surface gleam. Or deep gleam.

Donkey kong

More fun than a barrel full of donkeys.

To swim or not to swim

That is the downding.

Dinner

It is not a good idea to spell shishkabobs with two o's. If you can spell it at all.

Loud words

"All these words. Why are you yelling at me words?". Amanda K.

Jobforacowboy

I have a jobforacowboy, how about carrymearoundfortherestoftheday...

- they are a band with a crazy font that allows for fun wheel of fortune like guessing.

Remorse breath

The guilt feeling you have after a night of debauchery with alcohol. Courtesy of Amanda K.

Hangovers

Totally forgot about tomorrow yesterday.

shitty morning

it comes in threes you know--that's 2--now you need a "turd"

Soundtest

Creatistic

Jenna making fun of Penny's new amazing word "Create-ism"

Off-Dog Leashes

The parks where dogs can run free, without themselves...
Graciously provided by Nigel B.

Create-ism

One who has the innate ability to create. Others refer to it as creativity, but that doesn't make sense. It is an "ism"

QUOTES

"besides it is not how we really look to anyone, just a snapshot of time... super brief"